Addie: Mama, I don't like breathing.
Me: Why?
Addie: Because it makes fleas in my mouth.
Me: It makes fleas in your mouth?
A: NO, FREEZE! It makes freeze in my mouth.
M: Oh. Yeah. I know that feeling. It might help if you try to breathe through your nose.
Addie tries breathing through her nose, which result in a mellifluous sounding "heeeee." Ah, sweet nose whistling. We both laugh.
A: That's probably from all my booger eating.
M: Yeah?
A: Yeah. I don't know why I love boogers so much. I just do.
M: Yeah.
M: Gross.
Me: Why?
Addie: Because it makes fleas in my mouth.
Me: It makes fleas in your mouth?
A: NO, FREEZE! It makes freeze in my mouth.
M: Oh. Yeah. I know that feeling. It might help if you try to breathe through your nose.
Addie tries breathing through her nose, which result in a mellifluous sounding "heeeee." Ah, sweet nose whistling. We both laugh.
A: That's probably from all my booger eating.
M: Yeah?
A: Yeah. I don't know why I love boogers so much. I just do.
M: Yeah.
M: Gross.
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