There's nothing like having your own bad parenting mirrored back at you, via the mouth of a saucy two-year-old. For instance, this, from Friday, on the way to school:
M: Addie, we're almost to school! What do you think you'll get to do today?
A (covering her ears): Mommy, you're driving me crazy!
Or this, from Wednesday afternoon:
M: Addie, it's time to change your pull-up--it's getting pretty full.
A: God damn it!
And this, from Monday:
A: Mommy, I'm SO proud of you! Your tummy is getting SO big!
Yeah. SO proud.