a little. Addie didn't actually soil every bed in the house. But she demolished the guest bed twice, and her own room and bathroom looked like a case of vegetable soup had been murdered. But she didn't get our bed, or Nolie's bed. They were spared.
Those of you committed to truth in reporting, then, will be delighted to learn that last night, again at 1am, Nolie finished the job. Horkfest 2007 continued with the littlest Schneider making her contribution. And, since she's so little, there was no getting her to use the puke bowl. We both went through at least three pairs of jammies, and there were bath towels all over her little bedroom floor, because she would sit up every few minutes to scream, hurl, and then scream some more (a pitiful little "MOOOMMMMMYYYYY") before collapsing again for a few minutes.
It was awesome.
I thought I was tired before.
I thought I was behind at work before.
Somebody make it stop.
All I can say is, Oh. My. God. I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the Schneider grandparents are going to be regretting the timing of that visit in a matter of hours.
Uuurp.